Team - Russia
meanwhile Israel hasn't been banned
Player - Rokas Lekiatas
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Team - FC Bayern München
So this is how Dumbledore felt when he searched for a defence against the dark arts teacher.
Player - Josip Iličić
Torrente was also fat and he's the GOAT
Get Torrente'd
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Player - Heung Min Son
Such a good finisher that he finished Tottenham's hopes for UCL qualification
Player - Ianis Hagi
Go back to Romania, make a kid and maybe we try with the next generation of Hagi
Player - Adam Wharton
People called him shit and overrated just cause he’s the most generic white British geezer ever seen. The Anglophobia is rife in football media today
Player - Naby Keïta
He ruined himself
Team - Fenerbahçe SK
I would welcome Fenerbahce into the Premier League with open arms. Galatasaray are clearly corrupt and they need to leave Turkish football asap. They’d be a perfect team for the Premier League and I’d happily swap them with a small team called Tottenham, who could play their football in Turkey from now on. It’s a win-win, because Tottenham can finally win a trophy if they spend more money on referees than Galatasaray and their fans would be happy, because they get endless holidays to Turkey to see their team, plus they can finally get the hair transplants and new teeth they long for.
Player - Kai Havertz
Just imagine how many "shit" players from Chelsea or United would perform in a team that works.
Player - Gabri Veiga
See you in 3 years time when he will be 73/76 and everybody on here will be like "he was 78/89 3 years ago lmao"
Player - Julian Ryerson
He can't be. He's no where near fat enough
Player - Sandro Tonali
Football is a sport where you can bite players numerous times, headbutt other players or dope yourself up for years and still get far shorter bans than young people with legal addictions. Something is very wrong.
Player - Sandro Tonali
Racist to another player on the pitch? Get a telling off.
Struggling with an addiction? Banned.
Player - Éderson
no way our ancestors raping the natives is classified as "non-racist behavior"
Player - Paris Brunner
of course you are a lazio fan
Player - Albert Guðmundsson
What a bloody player cooking for Genoa and for his country when it matters and he owns those terrorists pissrael ❤️🔥🔥🔥
Player - Albert Guðmundsson
Based.
Player - Albert Guðmundsson
Uefa won't ban Israel, so Gudmundsson takes matters into his own hands
Player - Liel Abada
thats just a lie
we literally clapped every time hr came off the bench
maybe watch a game he played before you say anything
Player - Pepelu
These stats make him look like the Spanish Rice. Paella, lol.
Player - Sandro Tonali
💀
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Player - Sandro Tonali
I would lick him all over if I had the chance 😠😩
Player - Dani Alves
You're very naive if you think being married stops these guys from cheating
Player - Emirhan Delibaş
Made the Turkish league relevant for 1 day
Player - Emirhan Delibaş
come to grindr
Player - Jérôme Boateng
i apologise for my club giving this disgusting human being a job. i didn't know the full extent of his crimes
Player - Simon Adingra
bro carried ireland to an afcon, what a player
Player - Patrick Dorgu
"18"
Well he looks 18 so no problem 😃👍
Player - Ivan Toney
Our expectations for ea are so low that they putting toney a face surprised us all 😭😭
Player - Renato Tapia
I don't see any difference with his pf and your drawing 10/10 ign
Player - Renato Tapia
i drew renato tapia
tell me your thoughts
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Player - Elijah Adebayo
Prem hattrick before rashford 🤣🤣🤣
Player - Cho Gue Sung
I wish he would head me 😩
Player - Oday Dabbagh
what a king, tearing HK apart right now. And the fact that it's at UAE's expense is even better
Player - Nsue
Greatest
Of
All
'Torial Guinea
Player - Ivan Toney
I don't know, wanna bet on it?
Player - Deon Hotto
Exposed Tunisia
Player - Sagiv Shalom Jehezkel
Not gonna lie you got me at the first part. Great punchline.
Player - Oscar Gloukh
no need to hate on jews. its the west thats the problem. they want israel more than jews do. when you think about what israel brings to gym and how adamant they are for it to exist, its not hard to see why they want it. It was never meant to be a home for the jews. the west has never cared about human rights.they don't give a fuck about the jews but they can give them a false hope that the west cares about them and not the money israel will make them. It was never meant to be a homeland for the jews, it was meant to be get west's outpost in the middle east. by destroying peace in the region which makes sure that they on top and who gets the hate for it? the white terrorists funding it? no. the jews. israel was meant to increase anti semitism and never eradicate it and the west always knew it but ofc they don't care about it, they just care about the money
Player - Zion Suzuki
>repping the dead bitch in switzerland
Player - Ian Maatsen
Bro thinks he is Fabrizio
Player - Eric Dier
100% just because Kane can't be bothered to learn German and needs a friend in that locker room haha.
Player - Karamoko Dembélé
10 goal contributions this season. He is playing really good at blackpool
Player - Karamoko Dembélé
Such a random and very strange comment. It's implied you were trying to be funny or amuse us
Player - Ko Itakura
This is advanced racism lmao
Player - Anthony Elanga
https://s3a.sofifa.net/5e74e2175d891f4dc55ba6a9b9ee1c8aee8a69b8.jpg
Player - Mykhailo Mudryk
Man, Crack must be cheap in Finland
Player - Nicolas Jackson
Zionists and racism, never gets old.
League - German 1. Bundesliga (1)
Bundassliga fans when FC Schnitzelsoßehausen finishes 14th instead of 15th (someone invested 50k in them before the season started, therefore they think its unfair towards the other teams)
Player - Kieran Trippier
Southgate hasn't even noticed that Henderson moved to saudi
Player - Kieran Trippier
Whatever is going on, I hope the best for Tripps and look forward to the rebound of form 🙏🙏❤️
Team - West Ham United
Don't know what angel numbers they are but they are some fun facts.
Team - West Ham United
Exactly
Player - Noah Mbamba
took me a sec to realize that he in fact did not shit on your hamburger
Team - Newcastle United
Jesus Christ. You'd think we're situated in North London with how obsessed Arsenal fans are with us.
Player - Viktor Gyökeres
Brighton’s biggest mistake
Player - Hugo Larsson
There are a few, Jimmy Thelin who coaches this year's Swedish runner-ups and Bodø/Glimts Norwegian coach Kjetil Knudsen have been mentioned for example.
Player - Grabner Jager
That moment when it's actually better to declare France because your secondary nation's more stacked in your position 😦
Player - Omar Elabdellaoui
Omar
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The cooler omar
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