Team - Chelsea
Team that spent over a billion in one year won 11th championship team. Something to be proud of
Team - Chelsea
My suggested summer plan for CFC:
Out: Lukaku, Kepa, Ziyech, Hall, Anjorin, Chalobah, Broja, Gallagher
Loan Out: DDF, Moreira, Humphreys, Anjelo, Santos, Casadei, Chukwuemeka, Washington, Maatsen
Buy: Ferdi Kadıoğlu, Ousmane Diomande, Ivan Toney, Nico Williams
Player - Joe Wildsmith
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air"
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket
I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it"
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmm, this might be alright
But wait, I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet, I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said, "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought "Nah, forget it, yo, holmes to Bel Air"
I pulled up to the house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo holmes, smell ya later"
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air
Team - Chelsea
Chelshitt clown team
League - Italian Serie A (1)
Serie A All-Stars from the 21st century, using just ONE player per club 🤔⭐️🇮🇹
https://s3a.sofifa.net/922d2ad3944ab877f92e79bd19b22f0b079ee6af.jpg
League - English Premier League (1)
Mf how dare you put Liverpool 3rd easily 1st ffs
League - Spain Primera Division (1)
Most active Ballon d'Or per League:
🇺🇲 MLS - 8
🇸🇦 Saudi pro league - 6
🇪🇸 La Liga - 1
https://s3a.sofifa.net/95e96135a2fb9acab770365ced1f6a6ecfb592ca.jpg
Player - Łukasz Piszczek
will always welcome another convict
Player - Łukasz Piszczek
welcome to prison fc
Player - Armando Broja
No but I have some cream for your hole
Player - Armando Broja
Bruh that flag looks like some from some nerd fantasy game should be downgraded for that
71/77 for this nerd
League - Spain Primera Division (1)
Atleti is going to win the league
Player - Kai Havertz
https://sofifa.com/player/13587943/kai-havertz/240016 Form since Nagelsmann LB
Lmk if it’s accurate
Player - Jude Bellingham
Even Messi wasn't this good when he was 20. Him and Haaland are gonna be the new Messi and Ronaldo in terms of Baloon d'or competition.
General Discussions
https://twitter.com/Riyadh_Expo2030/status/1729536711665877472?t=RvSAS2Z4XC37801oM1grYQ&s=19
Player - Rokas Pukstas
Racist
Player - Rokas Pukstas
He's Lithuanian but at least he looks American unlike Pepi
Team - Italy
Most overrated national team ever imo and your only way to qualify tonight was by paying the referees. Shame on you
Player - Grimaldo
Idk what is this guy on but he is one of the best Lbs beside robertson
Player - Grimaldo
Overrated. No club wanted him last summer and after a few lucky goals in a farmers league, he is suddenly world class
Player - Kai Havertz
most sane liverpool fan
Player - Moisés Caicedo
he's going to do a lot better at Arsenal than Chelsea.
Player - Jakov Medić
very popular name in 1940's, people often shouting his name
League - English Premier League (1)
Early predictions:
1. City
2. United
3. Liverpool
4. Arsenal
5. Newcastle
6. Chelsea
7. Fulham
8. Brighton
9. Villa
10. Spurs
11. Burnley
12. West Ham
13. Bournemouth (I’m biased)
14. Forest
15. Brentford
16. Sheffield United
17. Palace
18. Wolves
19. Luton
20. Everton
I put a few shocks in there - thoughts?
Team - Blackburn Rovers
They just won a premier league and then dipped
Team - Blackburn Rovers
1 premier league 3 first divisions
Player - James Maddison
Should go to Newcastle not spurs, he’ll flop
Player - Malo Gusto
Can't wait to watch him not play
Player - Eden Hazard
Amazing player in his days, such a shame that he didn't give a shit in Madrid, could have been a legend there
Team - Valencia CF
Nothing new in this 3rd world country , and still people say that they are nuestros hermanos?! Nah I don’t fall for that , our real brothers are Italy and Brazil
Player - Mateo Retegui
where? he is on loan from Boca lmao
Player - Mateo Retegui
he should be banned from Argentina
Player - Gregor Kobel
WC winner > BL vice champion
Player - Matteo Cancellieri
Should Cancel him
Because of Cancellieri…you know…Cancel lieri?
Bro looks like Walter White jr.
Player - Emiliano Martínez
Hay que reconocer que si el arquero de Argentina hubiera sido Armani o el chiquito Romero, Argentina no tendría copa América ni mundial.
Player - Emiliano Martínez
Me
Player - Emiliano Martínez
Penaldo could never
Player - Emiliano Martínez
Better than Mendy and Tuchel
Player - Cristiano Ronaldo
Average penaldo dickrider
Team - Roma
https://sofifa.com/squad/1488150
Thoughts?
Player - Emiliano Martínez
Lo lograron. Finalmente lo rompieron. Finalmente ganaron. Destrozaron a alguien. Alguien que siempre estaba feliz, que siempre estaba sonriendo. Alguien que no merecía el odio. Alguien que no hacia nada mas que ayudar a las personas. Alguien que amó con todo su corazón.
Player - Emiliano Martínez
Cry.
Player - Emiliano Martínez
Go back to GD and post about your hair fetishes Mexican American rat you don’t know jack shit about football
Player - Emiliano Martínez
Chiles keeper if you even have one would probably have like 20 goals conceded in 2 matches
Player - Jordan Henderson
Plastic for wanting shit players out of his club?
Player - Jordan Henderson
Not my captain. Should do what’s best for Liverpool and move on. He won Premier/Champions League which is enough for his career. Do what’s best for the fans and go somewhere else.
Player - Keylor Navas
Premier League is the new Super League
Player - Keylor Navas
I've always wanted to see him in the Prem
Unfortunately Forest won't last long there F
General Discussions
Never
Player - Leon Goretzka
Leon gayretzka 🏳️🌈. 69/69
Team - Borussia Mönchengladbach
Guillermo Ochoa
Player - Declan Rice
Your tears are delicious
General Discussions
Mudryk is a great talent, but Enzo has shown more. Young player of the World Cup, most long passes created out of all players under 21 in a top euro league.
Player - Andriy Lunin
Yes. He is not selling lies to his people. Unlike other pretenders.
Player - Mykhailo Mudryk
Mid player. Way to go Chelsea... Just buy a striker for that kind of money
Player - Mykhailo Mudryk
100m for some bloke playing in the Ukrainian league, the world has gone mental. I promise everyone in this comment section I had never heard of Mudryk before I saw the media reports. I initially believed it to be some kind of practical joke and I had to google his name 3 times before being able to spell it correctly.
Team - Chelsea
100m for mudryk ???!!!!! What ? Are we trying to fund Ukraine defence ministry or something ??? This is ridiculous. I hope we get a transfer ban.
Team - Chelsea
livarpool finished too stfu fernandes > harvey elliotwat
Team - Chelsea
chelshit worse than oil in my book
Player - Mykhailo Mudryk
Would be a great job if they dont waste like half of the transfer window chasing him